If I'm Diapering the Watermelon <br>Then Where is the Baby?

If I'm Diapering the Watermelon
Then Where is the Baby?

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Why do we start for the kitchen to get a drink for a child, get sidetracked by a paperclip on the floor and end up weeding in the garden with no idea why our child is still thirsty? As a self-proclaimed "Gloriously Unregimented Mom", Carol shares stories and strategies from the heart (and from the trenches!) about living in a home run by a mom whose brain hasn't had a linear thought since 1988 (pre-children).

She brings to light the many "truths" distractible moms must own if ever they are to develop strategies that work. Best of all, Carol shares her firm conviction that the highly distractible mom has a real and God-given edge over the naturally organized mom. Who'd have thought?

Learn strategies for coping in a world that loves order, but also learn to celebrate how you've been made.

Author Carol Barnier

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Learn strategies for coping in a world that loves order, but also learn to celebrate how you've been made.

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